Watch out world the famewhoring couple Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have written a book, How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press, and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture. Oh yes the couple that loves to be the subject of any tabloid, especially if photos or videos are involved wants to teach the rest of us how to be famewhores too. Just what the world needs, advice from the couple everyone loves to hate Speidi.

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Who in their right mind would ever take advice from those two yahoos. I mean seriously you want advice from plastic Barbie and freaky flesh colored beard guy. Sure they are on a successful staged reality show but it is only because no one else will hire them. They may be in the tabloids but it is because they call the paparazzi and let them know where they are going to be. Plus their whole life is once big publicity stunt. Neither one of them have any redeeming qualities.

Like it or not dumb and dumber did write a book and of course they will be infesting our televisions promoting it. In fact on Monday they will return to the Today show. If you recall the last time Pratt and Montag were on the Today show they had quite the headed exchange with Al Roker. If you haven’t seen the clip it is awesome and can be found on Youtube. I for one will be tuning in for round two between the weatherman and The Pratts. Don’t hold back Al.

Heidi Montage and Spencer Pratt rose to fame on the unscripted, not so real, reality show The Hills. But these two are not just reality stars. Heidi also calls herself a singer. Remember the disastrous video of Heidi rolling around on a beach in a bikini. Spencer meanwhile just continues to be the jerk everyone loves to hate. How lucky are we to have these two clearly talentless people write a book telling us how to become famous. Interesting that Montag and Pratt’s arch enemy Lauren Conrad’s book did so well, and now they are releasing a book, jealous much Speidi?

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