Levi Johnston’s nude photos are all over the web. Levi’s manager promised us we’d see all of Levi but judging by the preview shots all we really see is his butt. There are a few shower shots with him holding a small towel over his manhood but that’s about it. If pubes excite you then you’ll love it. I did notice he had some “manscaping” done for his nude pictorial debut in Playgirl. That’s always nice. Last thing I want to see first thing in the morning is a big old gnarly hairy bush popping out of my computer monitor.
You have to admit Levi Johnston is a good looking guy. After all, he landed the very pretty Bristol Palin, daughter of Sarah Palin former running mate with John McCain. And of course no one was more “shocked” than Sarah Palin herself when Bristol announced that she was pregnant. Sarah Palin, a staunch Republican, is vehemently opposed to abortion, not that that was a consideration in this case.
Apparently marriage was not in the cards for Levi and Bristol as they have since broken up after the birth of their son, Tripp Johnston. Levi has gone on countless talk shows blabbing all about the Palin family and telling his tale of woe over his custody battle of son Tripp.
Levi has stated that he is not “cashing in on their name, I’m just trying to get my side of the story out there and letting people know who I am.” Levi has called the Palins “snobby” and said they felt he was “white trash” and not good enough for their daughter.
Recently Sarah Palin went on Oprah and in her famous manner artfully dodged many of the questions Oprah threw out to her regarding Levi. She did however put across that Levi was similar to a “prostitute” and was “selling” his body for cash. That is all fine and good if he has shown the “goods” as promised, but it looks like he chickened out and kept his johnston under wraps. For now. His 15 minutes are just about up and maybe down the road he might decide to bare all for Playgirl if he feels the need to become relevant once more. But for now you’ll just have to settle for some silly shower poses and awkward “sexy” faces from Levi Johnston.
Here are some more photos of Levi Johnston.
Photos: Adriana M. Barraza Photos: www.wenn.com
