RHONJ pseudo-star Kim G. is apparently feeling some post-menopause heat for Lindsay Lohanâ€™s fame-mongering father. Feeling sick yet? Try watching the video below.
This one was culled straight from annals of uber D-list celebrity douchebaggery. You may know Kim G. as the saucy senior who spends time stirring up all of the drama she can get her claws into on the Jersey version of the Real Housewives.
Apparently when sheâ€™s not nosing her way into high profile events and parties on the show, she is getting very cozy with Michael Lohan, who has proven to have at least a small understanding of how to promote himself to the entertainment media.
Both of them are in desperate need of attention as they paddle their way farther and farther down the F-list stream â€“ but hey, at least they can do it hand in hand, right?
Bumpshack reports that they arenâ€™t shy about their feelings for each other either (I hope you havenâ€™t eaten recently). Kim says:
â€śHe is always so willing to help out. He is very outgoing and nice and kind to everyone. He likes to get up before me and makes breakfast or goes out and gets it. I have never had anyone wait on me like that.â€ť
Yes, daddy Lohan has apparently joined her hired â€śhelp,â€ť and probably fetches her dentures for her in the morning, too. What he gets in return for all of that effort is something I will spend the next few days trying to expel from my brain.
It turns out these two weirdos met while filming a pilot for a new show. What that could be about escapes me, but I have a feeling it wonâ€™t make it to Bravo.
What do you think about this disturbing little duo?