Linda Bollea/Hogan Engaged to Barely Legal Boyfriend

July 27, 2010
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Parents, you can breathe a sign of relief. It is officially safe to let your teenage boys out of the house, because the queen cougar herself Linda Bollea aka Hogan (50) has gotten engaged to her much younger boy toy, Charlie Hill (21). While battling it out in a nasty divorce from former wrestler Hulk Hogan that was finalized just last year, Linda began dating Charlie and has been with him for about two years. The bleached-blonde divorcee claims she met Charlie on the beach and thought he was much older than his true age at the time – just 19 years old! On one hand, it does seem possible since Charlie does seem to be aging at the same pace as Lindsay Lohan. However, other sources report that Charlie not only went to high school with Linda’s son and daughter Nick and Brooke, but that Charlie and Nick were actually very close friends, so Linda would have known his real age! Whatever the case is, this union will make Charlie step-father to both Brooke and Nick, making for what are sure to be extremely awkward family holidays.

According to reports, Linda plans to wed her equally orange man-boy sometime next year on her yacht named Alimoney (yes, that’s spelled correctly – keepin’ in classy). On a happy note, Charlie will be able to legally drink at his own wedding!

No word yet on the Hulk’s position on the impending nuptials, although I think I can guess what he thinks based on a quote from April 2009:

You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater [Florida] and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife … I totally understand O.J. I could have turned everything into a crime scene like O.J., cutting everybody’s throat.

Thankfully for the Hulk (56), he too is recently engaged to fiancé and Brooke lookalike (creepy!) Jennifer McDaniel (36), and hopefully she will be able to help him through this tough time.
Wondering what Brooke thinks? Maybe this E! satellite radio quote from 2008 will give some insight:

I’m totally freaked out… I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support.

So there you have it, folks! Both Linda and the Hulk have officially moved on, and I don’t know about you, but I wish these crazy kids (at least Charlie anyway) the best of luck. What else can we do?


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